my bosses sometimes will not respond to my emails but little do they know I have a secret weapon and ability called 'i know their phone numbers and will literally call them if they don't respond to me in a timely manner'
BUDDY you're a BOY you're a BIG BIG BOY you're a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee
this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked
If you asked the people of Ur which of their countrymen would be remembered and often referenced by the world 4000 years later, I bet not one said "That shady merchant, Ea-nāṣir."
im so calm and normal but also if im misunderstood by people in a way i cannot control i will tear apart the fibers of the universe
"Jane you can't just solve all your problems by trapping people in the Time Prism"
Really? Explain this then. *Traps you in the Time Prism.*
happy time prism thursday
































